Caption Contest: Microsoft Answer Bar

Seth Weintraub
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November 03, 2009
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See the guy at the right, he's a Microsoft "Answer Bar" worker.  But he needs a caption.  Can anyone help him out?

via FakeSteve.

Hint: It may involve Windows XP.

Comments (218)

9to5Mac Noob (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 9:33am

"Why, why, why did I leave Apple to do this? All I ever seem to do is virus removal. I hate my life...."

Viktor (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 10:24am

We just post a problem to microsoft where excell 2007 spreadsheets does not open maximized when they are open from Sharepoint 2007. They said (microsoft) that ther are "investiganting the issue". I wonder what the "Answer bar" will answer to the customer who brings that issue to them if not even the corporate support (that we pay a lot of money) have the answer???

Good caption "why why why"

9to5Mac Noob (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 9:38am

Marco?

9to5Mac Noob (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 10:46am

Polo

Thank you microsoft (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 9:39am

The longer I stand here, the smaller my penis gets.

jp (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 9:39am

one sec...my screen froze. 

Chris (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 9:39am

"Hello, I'm a PC. Hello, I'm a PC. Hello, I'm a PC. Looks like we got another frozen 'guru.'"

9to5Mac Noob (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 9:40am

"Please, please don't ask for any more directions to the Apple shop!!!"

9to5Mac Noob (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 10:45am

LMAO best one yet !!

Gibbz (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 9:40am

"If I duck just right, then no one will see the iPhone I am playing on right now."

John (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 9:41am

Goddamnit! Where's that "Windows for Dummies" book?! It's gotta be down here somewhere

carrako (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 9:41am

"I wonder if i have any app updates on my iphone..."

Chris (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 9:41am

"You think the customers realize were secretly running Hackintosh's?"

9to5Mac Noob (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 9:42am

I hope nobady can see me checking my email on my iPhone.

9to5Mac Noob (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 9:43am

If they see me using my iPhone at work, I'm so fired!

Cyberjenks (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 9:43am

"Emm.... hold on let me check my mac...."

9to5Mac Noob (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 9:43am

If they see me using my iPhone at work, I'm so fired!

9to5Mac Noob (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 9:43am

Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid f***ing users!

9to5Mac Noob (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 9:44am

Backup, reformat, reinstall, restore makes Jack a dull boy.
Backup, reformat, reinstall, restore makes Jack a dull boy.
Backup, reformat, reinstall, restore makes Jack a dull boy.
Backup, reformat, reinstall, restore makes Jack a dull boy.
Backup, reformat, reinstall, restore makes Jack a dull boy.
Backup, reformat, reinstall, restore makes Jack a dull boy.
Backup, reformat, reinstall, restore makes Jack a dull boy.
Backup, reformat, reinstall, restore makes Jack a dull boy.
Backup, reformat, reinstall, restore makes Jack a dull boy.
Backup, reformat, reinstall, restore makes Jack a dull boy.
Backup, reformat, reinstall, restore makes Jack a dull boy.
Backup, reformat, reinstall, restore makes Jack a dull boy.

9to5Mac Noob (not verified) | November 04, 2009 - 11:43am

Classic!

9to5Mac Noob (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 9:44am

If they see me using my iPhone at work, I'm so fired.

Gibbz (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 9:46am

"When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt."

9to5Mac Noob (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 9:49am

"No I don't know the directions to the nearest Apple Store" or "You have a problem with a Zune? Can I see it? I've never seen one before." or "For the last time lady, iPhoto is a Mac application and No I don't care to see anymore pics of your grandkids as your screensaver....NEXT!" or "Jerry wake up..your Mom is here and wants to ask you about her new iMac...."

9to5Mac Noob (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 9:49am

My armpit has BSODed. Again.

RC (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 9:51am

Damn, just how long does this PC take to reboot?!?!

RC (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 9:51am

Urgh, just how long does this PC take to reboot?!?!

Applefreak80 (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 9:52am

"I can't believe Steve Ballmer just stepped on my iphone! Now what? A sidekick? Oh wait, I would still have my head down because it lost all my data."

9to5Mac Noob (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 9:54am

Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!

9to5Mac Noob (not verified) | November 03, 2009 - 9:54am

"Why did I have to get the red shirt?! Everyone knows the guys in the red shirts never make it out alive!" (Star Trek reference, duh.)

9to5Mac Noob (not verified) | November 04, 2009 - 8:56am

If you have to tell that its a Star Trek reference than it really negates the whole point of it being funny.